I was sitting on the edge of my bed, putting on my socks, when I spied an ant crossing the carpeting. I thought quickly and decided to crush the ant with my bare heel. Crushing an ant on carpeting requires some force as the carpet is somewhat resilient. I hit it twice and it was gone.
Then there was a scream from downstairs, “Arthur!, Arthur, all you alright?”
I had no idea why my wife was yelling but I told her I was fine, and asked what was wrong.
She had heard the thuds, and was concerned that perhapI had s suffered a fatal heart attack.
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