Its Christmas dinner with friends. We have been invited, all
four of us, to join in a friend’s family dinner along with another party of two
friends. It’s festive and lovely.
There is a traditional (for them) family gift exchange, with
mostly gag gifts exchanged and lots of bold laughter along with great appetisers
and drinks. Everything is wonderfully humorous as we progress toward dinner.
Our host and friend is the master of ceremonies at this event,
as it’s his house, or maybe just by the nature of his personality. We eat and
drink and laugh. Lots of funny material comes forth, with close family and
friends, his own two kids and his mother-in-law in attendance.
At some point a reference is made to something being long.
The host, in a loud and good natured way, decides to tell the assembled
multitude including his kids and mother-in-law, that the first time his wife had
seen him naked, years ago, she had commented on how long his penis was!
I don’t know, but I’m just sayin’, it’s hard to outdo me
usually for outrageous. But you have to give it to him!
Telling your family, including the kids, your friends and
your mother-in-law that the first time your wife saw your penis she was
impressed by its size, that wins!
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