Girlfriends

On Saturday evening at the auction I was asked if I had put my name on two seats because there were pieces of paper with my name reserving these chairs.

“Yes, these are mine, they have my name on them”, as if this weren’t obvious enough.

But there was another name on another chair next to mine. “Yes, I reserved this one as well”

“Who is this one for”?

“It’s for my girlfriend”, I replied.

“Your girlfriend”?

“Yes, my girlfriend”.

“You are sitting here with your wife and your girlfriend”?

“Yes. My wife and my girlfriend”.

“Doesn’t your wife mind this situation”?

“No, she thinks it’s her girlfriend”.

There were no more questions……