“2018...A Space Odyssey”
In 2001 A Space Odyssey the big
conversation was:
Dave
Bowman:
Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL:
Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave
Bowman:
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL:
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave
Bowman:
What's the problem?
HAL:
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave
Bowman:
What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL:
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave
Bowman:
I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL:
I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm
afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
HAL:
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against
my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave
Bowman:
Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL:
Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather
difficult.
Dave
Bowman:
HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
HAL:
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
In
2018, there was no conversation.
I
was sleeping in my fully electric, automatic recliner chair at 2:00
am.
The
way I have pieced the story together as there were no witnesses, is
that I must have leaned over to my left a bit and hit the eject
button (a stand up mode to make it easier to get out of the chair)
and the chair ejected me into the living room. I woke as I was flying
out (not really flying as I must have fallen forward) and both of my
legs went out in different directions bending all the wrong ways at
the knees! As I lay screaming, I realized that no one could hear me
and I was no where near a phone.
After
determining my legs were not broken it took another 30 minutes or so
of sweat and pain to turn myself over, go up two steps to the kitchen
level, turn myself around and work my way up another 3 steps to a
somewhat sitting position and using my arms and some of my leg power,
get into a standing position.
Once
up I went immediately to our bar and had a drink!
My
old cane has come into use again, and my normal ambulatory concerns
have dramatically increased.